A Tale of Two Cities

I was at the airport’s regional train station the day before yesterday, waiting for the subway home. When it entered the station, I heard a short discussion behind me. A somewhat older man, slightly Indian-looking, asked a woman for directions. She pointed to the ticket vending machine, and turned to enter the subway.

The man looked still lost.

“Where do you want to go,” I asked him.

He showed me a piece of paper he was holding. “To this hotel,” he said.

I looked at the paper and it listed an address in Frankfurt.

“I don’t know this hotel-” I began. Then I noted something.

“Wait a second,” I said. “This hotel is in Frankfurt on Oder. That’s in East Germany. You are in Frankfurt on Main. It’s the wrong Frankfurt.”

“But I have to get to this hotel, is it far?”

“Well, it’s in East Germany, near the Polish border. Very far I’d say – at least seven or eight hours with the train.”

“But I must go to this hotel, because I already paid for six nights.”

I didn’t really want to argue with him. After all, what do I know about other people’s plans? By now my subway had left, too.

“Well, this station is just for the regional trains, the subways. There is a long distance train station too; just follow those signs.” I pointed them out to him. “But follow me.”

I led him up the stairs, and brought him to the ticket office of the German train company.

“You can inquire about the train schedules here, and also buy tickets,” I told him. “They’ll be able to show you where to go and so on.”

“Very good, thank you,” the man said.

“No problem, Sir, you’re welcome.”

I went back down the stairs, just in time to find out that the next subway would have ten minutes delay.

Two Frankfurts

Just remember, people: When and if you go to Germany, and you want to go to Frankfurt, make sure you get the **right** one.

  • Frankfurt/Main (Main is the name of the river, not the English word “main”) is in western/central Germany
  • Frankfurt/Oder (Oder is a river, too) is in eastern Germany, on the Polish border.

With apologies to Mr. Dickens for abusive use of his book title. :-)

Six Years of Frankfurt

I just realized I never posted the milestone “Five Years of Frankfurt” after doing so (almost) every year I’ve lived here (1, 1.5, 3 and 4). And that, now, I have actually lived here for **six years**.

Six. Years.

That’s a long time.

I originally moved to Frankfurt to work at a small consulting company, and ended up working for a large IT company instead. When I first told people I’d move down south they all told me… “Frankfurt? Are you insane? That’s a horrible city!” Of course, life doesn’t really follow such preconceptions, and I actually found out that Frankfurt isn’t all that bad. Sure, it’s expensive and the traffic is insane. The streets are quite dirty… and the public transportation does really suck. But in some way, Frankfurt has grown on me. It’ll never really be “home”, but hey, home is where the heart is.

There are some good things to be said about Frankfurt, actually. For one thing it’s really small – you can cross town very quickly, and nowhere is really far away. The airport is 12 minutes from the central station by subway (if there are no delays…) It’s also got a pretty cool skyline. Just walk along the river at night, it’s quite a sight. No comparison to, say, Tokyo, but it’s really not bad for a European city.

It’s a pretty convenient city. I live in Sachsenhausen. Easy access to downtown, and pretty much everything I need within walking distance (supermarkets, subway, tram, dry cleaning; I can even walk to the central station and the south station).

I also enjoy the high percentage of foreigners. If I recall correctly, it’s about 16% for entire Frankfurt; some suburbs are higher. One of my best friends here is Turkish, and you will see a lot of African and Asian people. You’ll hear at least three or four languages spoken when you go to the central shopping district during a busy time. I love that.

Would I recommend moving to Frankfurt? It kinda depends on your personality, of course. I doubt I’d want to live in the middle of it with kids. But hey, if you’re young, single, and get a job here… don’t be scared of the town.

We have not learned from history

Dear World,

the German government has gone crazy. More specifically, the interior minister, Wolfgang Schäuble has gone out of control. For months he has been making more and more demands for stricter and stricter laws to fight the “threat of terrorism”. Our government wants to:

* **Use [evidence obtained by torture](http://www.tagesschau.de/aktuell/meldungen/0,1185,OID5045872_REF1,00.html)**: While he says that German law enforcement may not torture or encourage others to torture, it would “not be responsible” not to use information obtained by such means.
* **[Build databases about potential terrorists](http://www.sueddeutsche.de/deutschland/artikel/633/83550/)** which are to include such data as religion or professional training.
* **Expand video surveillance**: “At train stations, airports, big streets and places video surveillance is feasible and expedient”.
* Use the **army as a security force inside the country**. This was planned for the soccer world cup but not implemented until the G8 meeting at Heiligendamm.
* **[Shoot down hijacked airplanes](http://www.tagesschau.de/aktuell/meldungen/0,1185,OID6256592_TYP6_THE_NAV_REF1_BAB,00.html)** – which was actually determined to be illegal by the constitutional court. This doesn’t stop them from saying “we’ll do it anyway”.
* **[Make conspiracy a crime](http://www.heise.de/english/newsticker/news/92400)** and ban so-called “Gefährdern” (dangerous individuals) from using Internet and mobile phones. He also considers the **[killing of suspects](http://www.heise.de/english/newsticker/news/92400)** to be in no violation with basic law: At most it would be a “legal problem”.
* **[Search private PCs via a government trojan horse](http://nrrd.de/dasbuch/hadez/1984_zeitgeist_german_chancellor_merkel_wants_push_tough_anti_terror_legislation_online_seize_)** – in secret, of course, without any oversight.
* **Retain all connection logs of personal communications** – telephone calls, text messages, email and so on – for six months, regardless of any suspicions of criminal activity. This law was passed on November 9th, 2007, but has yet to be ratified by the Bundesrat and signed by our president.
* Introduce **biometric passports and ID cards**, which include fingerprints saved on an RFID chips, and keep all the **biometric data in a central database**. Biometric passports have been implemented as of Niovember 2007; the central database and the biometric ID cards are still planned.

Germany is **the** country which should really know better than this. Of all the people in the world, we should be the ones who learned from history. Unfortunately, we haven’t: Not only do our politicians kick our fundamental laws with their feet, the reaction of the German people is to shrug their shoulders and to vote for them again. “I have nothing to hide”, they say and look the other way.

I now know what it must have felt like, back in the early 30s. Of course we won’t get another Nazi regime. Death camps are really bad for PR. Instead we’ll get something more similar to the East German regime: A surveillance and police state. But unlike East Germany, where the system was dictated by the Russians, we’re doing it to ourselves this time. And similar to the Nazi regime, I am pretty sure everybody will claim “we didn’t know anything” afterwards.

Normally, I’d hope for the free, western world to come to our aid. Failing that, I’d pack my things and move out of the country. But what free western world? Those who should be the shining beacon of freedom and democracy are doing even worse things to their own countries. It is a sad state of affairs when China is a shining ray of hope – while China is a dictatorship, conditions there are improving. Everybody else seems to be hell-bent on making things as bad as possible as quickly as feasible.

Medienecho zur Demonstration

Am Tag danach: Hier die Artikel zur [gestrigen Demonstration](/2007/11/06/demonstration-gegen-vorratsdatenspeicherung).

* ZDF: [Heftige Proteste gegen Überwachungspläne](http://www.zdf.de/ZDFheute/inhalt/1/0,3672,7122145,00.html)
* Spiegel: [Tausende protestieren gegen Datenspeicherung](http://www.spiegel.de/netzwelt/tech/0,1518,515806,00.html)
* Tagesschau: [Tausende protestieren gegen Überwachungspläne](http://www.tagesschau.de/inland/datenschutzdemonstration2.html)
* Yahoo (via AFP): [10.000 Menschen demonstrieren gegen Vorratsdatenspeicherung](http://de.wrs.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTTkqEcTFHPLYA7gk4CQx.;_ylu=X3oDMTBjdmNoOTVjBHBvcwMyBHNlYwNzcg–/SIG=13fkljpi2/EXP=1194509060/**http%3a//de.news.yahoo.com/afp/20071106/twl-d-inneres-sicherheit-datenschutz-jus-4bdc673.html) und [Tausende protestieren bundesweit gegen Vorratsdatenspeicherung](http://de.wrs.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTTkqEcTFHPLYA8Qk4CQx.;_ylu=X3oDMTBjcXBoZjEwBHBvcwMzBHNlYwNzcg–/SIG=13fr185mm/EXP=1194509060/**http%3a//de.news.yahoo.com/afp/20071106/tts-d-inneres-sicherheit-datenschutz-jus-c1b2fc3.html)
* Yahoo (via AP): [Tausende protestieren gegen schärfere Kommunikationsüberwachung](http://de.wrs.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTTkqEcTFHPLYABgo4CQx.;_ylu=X3oDMTBkYTNuNGk0BHBvcwMxMARzZWMDc3I-/SIG=13e3dsmvm/EXP=1194509060/**http%3a//de.news.yahoo.com/ap/20071106/tde-tausende-protestieren-gegen-schrfere-61556ad.html)

Mehr habe ich nicht gefunden. Recht schwach.

Demonstration gegen Vorratsdatenspeicherung

Ich war heute auf der [Demonstration](http://www.vorratsdatenspeicherung.de/content/view/150/55/lang,de/) gegen die [Vorratsdatenspeicherung](http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vorratsdatenspeicherung) in Frankfurt. Was soll ich sagen – strömender Regen. Ca 650 Teilnehmer (laut Veranstalter, ist sicher aufgerundet kommt aber ungefähr hin). Mäßige Sprecher – Insbesondere der Kerl von der Piratenpartei muss das Sprechen in der Öffentlichkeit noch üben.

Die Teilnehmer schienen meist sehr jung. Das sah ich mit gemischten Gefühlen – zum einen ist es schön, dass es auch noch jugendliche gibt die sich für Politik interessieren. Auf der anderen Seite befürchte ich dass es bei diesen Leuten einfach die jugendliche Rebellenphase ist. Klar, es waren auch einige in meinem Alter oder älter da – aber einfach nicht genug. Ich hätte mir eine insgesamt bessere Teilnahme gewünscht. Aber angesichts des sehr schlechten Termins und des sehr schlechten Wetters ist bei einem für den Normalbürger so unzugängliches Thema wohl nicht mehr zu machen.

Letzlich war auch die Botschaft der Demo leider nicht eindeutig. Es wurde zu sehr das Thema “Krieg” mit hineingemischt; vor allem auch durch einen Neokommunisten am Ende der Veranstaltung. Das ist auch ein wichtiges Thema, passte aber nicht in die Veranstaltung.

Zusammenfassend bin ich froh dass es die Demo gab (Danke an die Orga) und ich bin erst recht froh dass ich hingegangen bin. Ich wäre auch bei der nächsten wieder dabei. Und dass es weitergehen muss dürfte klar sein: Wenn unsere Regierung aufgrund von 30 Kleinst-Demos ihre Meinung ändert fresse ich den metaphorischen Besen.

More Strikes

The [last train strike](/2007/10/05/german-train-company-strike/) was completely ineffectual. I guess even the striking union members noticed this, and they’ve now announced to [strike for four whole days](http://www.spiegel.de/wirtschaft/0,1518,510342,00.html), probably Thursday, Friday, Monday, and Tuesday. I’m still thinking that their demand of 31% pay raise is the product of a deranged imagination; of course the union boss has now publicly stated that it was never their intention to actually get 31%. (Yes, sir, we all know how bargaining works, thank you.)

I do not like the train company, and I do not like train company employees. It’s very hard to chose sides. I just want [my trains](/2007/10/04/not-a-good-day/) to be on time. No matter what the compromise at the end of this strike, it won’t help achieve that desire.

German Train Company Strike

The German train drivers are on strike today. The train drivers are asking for their own contract – separate from the rest of the train company employees – and for 31% more salary.

Yesterday, it was almost impossible to get any information, as service lines were busy and the train company’s website was down due to the heavy load. This morning, I checked and it said my subway would be on time. I decided to take a risk and go for it as usual. And lo and behold – it was exactly on time. In fact, it was much more punctual than on regular days.

Assuming that the people on strike are not the incompetent people who are causing delays, I guess this simply shows that the Frankfurt rail system is overloaded – take out some trains and suddenly everything runs smoothly. As far as I am concerned, they could really make this a normal condition.

As for the 31% pay rise demanded by the train drivers… I think those guys are completely nuts.

Pein-Lormes Wedding

Went to Martin’s wedding on Saturday. Took an early flight out, but had to return home the same day; so I had to leave the party early.

On my way to the wedding, an elderly couple sat two rows behind me. The woman loudly explained the top stories from the women’s tabloid “Gala” to her husband. After the plane had landed, she said: “Well, I guess this wasn’t too bad”. After I left the plane, the woman was in front of me. She paused, looked around, and then saw that her husband was several meters behind.

“I pushed my way to the front,” she scolded him, “and you’re being a lame duck again.”

I am sure *he* is happy that he married.

Arrived way early and took a taxi to the church. Some observations about the wedding:

  • The ceremony itself was conducted in a (catholic) Church. Looks like the good Reverend is old and, well, a little forgetful and skipped over about 25% of what Martin and Ulrike had worked out for the ceremony. The Reverend made up for it with enthusiasm. Overall, the entire thing did not match my expectation of a catholic wedding, but I afterwards learned that that was because it really didn’t. Either way, I had serious problems not to laugh during the service. I managed, but it was close. The experience has definitely reaffirmed my atheism. No offense to anybody who actually believes in that stuff, but to me, it’s just… unreal.
  • They had luck with the weather. While the day was generally rainy, the time around the ceremony was dry and there were even some specks of blue sky.
  • Boasting that there is still space for “856 photos” in your digital camera is just showing off that you have no clue about digital cameras, since size of the photos will vary.
  • A lot of the chicks were dressed surprisingly skimpy – short skirts, necklines that plunge down to the navel. The less I saw any particular girl near guys, the skimpier her dress seemed to be. Assume these were the single women. Now, I do not have a problem with short skirts and so on, but it was like 15°C and rainy. Wonder how high the rate of flu infections among these ladies is.
  • Didn’t like the DJ. The guy had mashed up stuff ranging from Alcohol by Grönemeyer, Beat It by Jackson, and dozens of other popular pop songs (how’s that for redundancy?). The result sounded like it might be played in a lift or in a supermarket. Well, if Martin and the guys liked it, then that’s what counts, but I was seriously tempted to plug my iPod into the sound system and play any random play list on it.
  • My fame preceded me: Met a guy who knew me from hearing about my crazy trip to Detroit for the Corey and Joel Live Show 2006.

My flight back to Frankfurt was fine. There were only two passengers in Business class – including me. The flight attendant was in a very good mood, as it was her last flight of the day. Made funny faces during the security show, and showered us with attention, food and booze.

The low point of the day was the taxi driver who drove me home. He was a regular jerk, and I gave him way too high a tip. But whatever, I was in a good mood, and there’s always the hope that he felt bad about it afterwards.

Overall the day was quite fun and I am glad I went there.

Unusual Weather

I guess after that tornado, no strange weather should surprise me anymore. Yesterday morning, all seemed well, and I went to the Chinese consulate to apply for my visa. On the way back, went shopping, and after I got home the heavy rain set in. And I do mean heavy rain. When I looked out I couldn’t believe my eyes.

It was a hailstorm.

Yes, you read that right: Little pieces of ice were falling down, hitting my balcony, and bouncing back up 20-30cm into the air. Lasted about ten minutes. And then the thunderstorm set in.

And in the evening we had more heavy rains. Don’t know how much water fell on Frankfurt, but it must have been a lot. Temperatures, meanwhile, hover around 13°C. I am not complaining about this, I vastly prefer such a colder weather to temperatures in the 30s, but I must observe that it seems highly unusual considering it is now July.

Tornado in Frankfurt

A small [tornado has damaged houses in Oberrad](http://www.fr-online.de/frankfurt_und_hessen/lokalnachrichten/frankfurt/?em_cnt=1161076), a suburb of Frankfurt (Article is in German). Oberrad is about 15 minutes by tram from where I live. The event lasted all of ten seconds, but damaged about 30 roofs and knocked down 15 trees. Overall I have to say the weather is really freaky this year – brooding heat is followed by bad thunderstorms, and this week we’re supposed to only get 15°C – not that I am complaining, I do not enjoy to sweat, but it’s definitely unusual.